Simply Stated

Current mood: irritated

These are a few things I would really like to say out loud and this is the first step to my doing so...

Don't pick on the chubby white kid because someday you might just have hell to pay for it.

Don't mistake my manners for submission.

Don't think that me giving you your way means you have won.

Try not to hate people for things they have that you wish you did because at some point, you just might miss your chance to have what it is that you said you wanted while you were too busy being spiteful.

Do not use tan in a can for the first time the afternoon of an important event at which you will be showing your newly pigmented (and streaky and orange) skin.

Knowing what you want from life isn't always enough. Sometimes you have to put some effort into doing what it takes to get where you want to be.

Do not misrepresent yourself in any way at any time, especially if you are trying to draw the spotlight to yourself.

Stealing isn't nice and karma is a bitch.

Get it right the first time and you wont have to dig yourself out of a hole.

Shut up every once in a while.

Generosity is something which should not be kept to one's self, nor should it be taken without grace.

If you don't stay focused no one else will either.

No, I do not drink coffee. Get over it.

You, at 30, are not nearly as cute as you think you are.

Simply having an opinion does not mean you are right and being right does not indicate intelligence.

Expect me to freak out on you if you act like a jackass.

Don't act like a jackass.

It is OK to listen to people who know what they are talking about, especially if you know they know what they are talking about.

Sometimes you don't know everything.

Chocolate is a Godsend.

Quiet respect is just as it seems.

Not everyone is out to get you.

Know that sometimes there are people out to get you.

Your schizophrenia just gets on my nerves.

Some people just are nucking futs and there is nothing anyone can do about it.

There is no limit on the amount of love which can exist in one's life.

Expect that people you care about will have others they can care about too, even if you don't like it or the other people.

I have no need to justify my life to anyone.

Bacon goes well with green beans and most other foods.

Just because you are an expert on something doesn't mean you are interesting when you talk about it.

Someday, I will say it all.